Pangwin And Tertle

Important Information About Your Birthday

Tertle — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 17:06:45 +0000

I am sure at one point or another, about 100% of us have been told that we were born on a date OTHER than our due date. What is troubling about this discussion is… well… you get the idea!

Homeopathic Medicine is Bullshit

Tertle — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 05:54:35 +0000

First, I would like to thank SpaceManAndy for inspiring this comic. We had a conversation on GChat the other day and he mentioned his doctor recommended “homeopathic” medicine to treat his chronic sinus problems. For those who don’t know, “homeopathic” treatments is a process where you make yourself sick, in hopes that your body builds [...]

Weight Loss and Stereotypes! Why Not?

Tertle — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 05:06:53 +0000

Black people! I love them! That is all!

Gumby Was Very Creepy

Tertle — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 05:59:18 +0000

Stop motion is creepy! Period. I never liked it, even as a kid! Freaks me out! People still make stop motion movies! I have no idea why!

I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller

Tertle — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 05:33:40 +0000

I really do hope my future wife has really tiny hands! That would be awesome!

Smoking in Bars Was Fun

Tertle — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 05:32:03 +0000

I lied in this post! I do actually smoke… but for argument’s sake, let’s just say I don’t! I am trying to quit if that is any consolation!

The Apocalypse Is Near!

Tertle — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 05:29:45 +0000

If you don’t know what I mean by “dead babies” you should talk to my friend Cheri! She is familiar with the subject!

Tertle’s Birthday Celebration

Tertle — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:58:36 +0000

It’s my birthday today! Just thought you should know! :p

New Zodiac Signs Point To Trouble

Tertle — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 14:23:21 +0000

Whelp! As a sure sign of the Apocalypse, it appears that one astronomer has gone on record and added a whole new sign, which basically fucked everyone ever! I WAS an Aquarius and now I am a Capricorn? WTF is up with that! Well, all apparently is NOT lost as CNN has come out with [...]

One-Eyed Willie Approved Pickup Lines

Tertle — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 18:44:06 +0000

This pickup line was ACTUALLY overheard last weekend. I am soooo jealous I didn’t come up with it first! Unfortunately for the guy, it didn’t work on @ginagotti! It did, however, make it’s way here for everyone to enjoy!